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For Sale

This rambly old building has been on the market since I first came up here in 2004, which tells you something about the pace of island real estate. Frank Hartmann, the winter manager of the Washington Hotel, moved to Canada before he could realize his (pipe) dream of turning it into a cross-country ski lodge. … Continued

August

Acres of hay have been zipped up across the island into row upon row of scattered, silent bales. They look like big scratchy aspirin waiting to be plucked up by a giant with one mother of a headache.

Trivia Tuesday

“What islander went to Ellison Bay in his boat and, on the way back, rammed it full throttle into Detroit Island, throwing out every passenger but one–which would have been me?”–X.X. OK, that wasn’t really one of the Trivia Night questions at Fiddler’s Green last night. But it was the best of some late-night improvisations … Continued

“An alien thumb of land on the corn-knuckled fist of the Middle West”

I heard a perhaps (probably) apocryphal story the other day, concerning a National Geographic crew’s trip to the island in the late 1960s. Their mission: a story on Schoolhouse Beach, a natural wonder of pale, burnished limestone rocks and the island’s sole swimming beach. As the story goes, though, the islanders weren’t too keen on … Continued

Slow Food speeds up

So . . . I started hearing about the big Slow Food Nation shindig last year, when Carlo Petrini was in Chicago promoting his book, and I was keeping tabs on it and sorta, kinda thinking about going. But while big blowout events like this–which optimists are predicting to be the Woodstock of the Age … Continued

“Whole Paycheck” no more?

Speaking of endeavors shaking off the tar from the “elitist” brush, Whole Foods is now trying to rebrand itself as an affordable grocery option. Good luck with that–I think they have an even rougher road ahead than Slow Food.  

Mind the gap

I read a good book. I’ve been trying to write something about it for a couple days now, but can’t shake the straitjacket of book-reviewerese. So, eh. You should read it! It may not be a page turner, but if you care about poverty and hunger, and if you are among the many starting to … Continued

Progressive dinner, island-style

First course, Karly’s Mixed Basket (fried mushrooms, onion rings, fried cauliflower, fried cheese curds)   Second course, Fiddler’s Green Tomato-basil soup; pint of Guinness   Third course, Nelsen’s Chicken Marsala and lasagna (one entree each). Also, salad bar.   Dessert, Sailor’s Pub Fried ice cream   This actually happened. But not to me.

Now THAT’s a story

So long, Wisconsin — I’m headed to the Costa Brava. Pascal Henry, 46, a Swiss motorbike courier, set out in May to eat in every Michelin three-starred restaurant in the world – 68 restaurants in nine countries in 68 days. He had reached restaurant number 40: El Bulli on the Costa Brava, acclaimed as the … Continued

No wonder they hate us

Anyone who’s ever been in the news knows the peculiar wash of resigned exasperation when a writer gets something wrong. Because, really, there’s nothing better than opening up the paper to the piece about your business, for which you were interviewed over an hour, and finding your name misspelled. A conscientious publication may run a … Continued