The tamale index
By martha
File under “leading economic indicators.” Claudio, aka “the tamale guy,” reports an uptick in sales in the last week. The bars on his beat have been more crowded since November 4, he says, and those drinkers are eating more tamales. He chalks it up to a mild postelection surge in consumer confidence. On the other hand, hypothesizes a fellow bartender/pundit, an Old Style and a bag of chicken tamales might just be all people can afford in the way of dinner on the town anymore.
I still refuse to believe there is just one “tamale guy.” How could one person visit all those bars every night? Even Santa Claus takes a year off between trips.
There are at least two that I know of. But Claudio is the original tamales. The other dude is a carpetbagger.