{"id":276,"date":"2008-12-27T14:18:21","date_gmt":"2008-12-27T18:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/?p=276"},"modified":"2008-12-27T14:18:21","modified_gmt":"2008-12-27T18:18:21","slug":"the-big-girl-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/the-big-girl-shot\/","title":{"rendered":"The big girl shot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/tequila-shot.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-277\" title=\"tequila-shot\" src=\"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/tequila-shot.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"212\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hammered blonde:<\/strong>\u00a0&#8220;It&#8217;sh my BIRTHDAY! I&#8217;m 24!!! Whooooooooooooo!. We want SHOTS! I want . . . I want . . . . I dunno what I want. What should we get? I want something that&#8217;sh, you know &#8230; for a 24-year-old! (Aside to friends: Whooooooooo!) Something hard-core. HARD-CORE. Like, a Jager Bomb. No &#8212; no Jager Bomb. Something that shays I&#8217;ve done all the OTHER shots. Those fruity 21-year-old and 22- and 23-year-old shots. \u00a0I want something that, you know, says I&#8217;ve done it ALL. What should we get?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong>\u00a0Tequila.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hammered blonde:\u00a0&#8220;It&#8217;sh my BIRTHDAY! I&#8217;m 24!!! Whooooooooooooo!. We want SHOTS! I want . . . I want . . . . I dunno what I want. What should we get? I want something that&#8217;sh, you know &#8230; for a 24-year-old! (Aside to friends: Whooooooooo!) Something hard-core. HARD-CORE. Like, a Jager Bomb. No &#8212; no Jager &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/the-big-girl-shot\/\">Continued<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[68,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drunken-idiots","category-personal"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marthabayne.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}